This is amazing. I loved Zack Morris.
Early Bird Special: The teacher has popped a test and Zack is in a mess, his dog having consumed his homework the previous night. Help him rid low in his chair and prevent her from detecting his presence in Saved by the Bell: The Interactive 8-Bit YouTube Game.
[finebros.]
Ohhhh hipsters.
Educational Film of the Day: Mario and Fafa track the evolution of the Hipster through time to arrive at the ironic hybrid we know and love to loathe today.
[g&b / thanks john!]
This is also probably what I would have wrote as a child.
The children are the future.
Everything WOULD be more interesting with lions around.
Stand-Up Guy of the Day: The always-amazing Louis C.K. performs some new jokes on last night’s Letterman — his first Late Show appearance in 15 years.
[cbs.]
This is amazing. I heart the 90s.
This began on an airplane to California.
I allow myself to indulge in terrible magazines while I fly. The trip cross-country meant a lot of time reading a lot of trash.
Nothing was out of the ordinary until I hit upon this list.
“50 Great Things to do With Your Breasts”
I loved it. It was…
I am going to be so depressed in September when I don’t get to go back to school shopping for the first time EVER.
FAVORITE HOBBY: BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING
by Heather Watson
I laughed for a solid 5 minutes about LinkedIn.
Via ilovecharts: The Hierarchy of Human Engagement
Let’s say you are at a party, and your friend is being hit on by a guy who is…questionable. She gives you the universal “please save me” look.
What do you do?
Well, if you are me, you do the following:
1. Insert yourself into the conversation. Doesn’t matter how. The best things about parties is that people are drinking and this kinda behaviour is totally acceptable.
2. Allow your friend to escape to grab a drink/go to the bathroom/scrub herself clean/etc.
3. Make up elaborate lies about your friend to scare the dude off. Think outside the box. Go big. In a recent instance I told a guy that my friend had a tattoo of JaRule all over her back and that she was really upset about his recent incarceration. The more ridiculous the better.
You’re welcome.
